December 2009
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Feeling quite cloudy. Mermaid time.
boggle:
Seriously. Why is there no booze in my office.
ditto x 200065
I’d like Jimmy B. and a diet coke please.
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Witch-Wife by Edna St. Vincent Millay
She is neither pink nor pale, And she never will be all mine; She learned her hands in a fairy-tale, And her mouth on a valentine. She has more hair than she needs; In the sun `tis a woe to me! And her voice is a string of coloured beads, Or steps leading into the sea. She loves me all...
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Yesterday I was waiting for the only bathroom at the yoga studio I belong to and the person inside was taking forever. We have lots of changing rooms but I like to wash the makeup off my face before I go sweat in a heated room for an hour burning billions of calories. When the facility was finally free I go inside and sure enough somebody had destroyed the bathroom with their stink stank...
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This ramen noodle is not hitting the spot. It’s so far away from “the spot” that I’ve lost the spot all together. Oriental flavor can suck it.
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AHHHHHH
I can’t eat anymore chocolate covered raisins. Somebody please punch me in the face.
Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Author →
austin:
These are great.
Reblog your favorite Beatles Song.
mydrybones:
fairphantom:
nostalgicdreams:
dollyrocker:
Something <3
I’ve just seen a face
Eleanor Rigby
Happiness is a Warm Gun & A Day in the Life
Dig a Pony & Something